The Wiener-Mobile

When Betty handed me the keys to the wiener-mobile, I had no idea what to expect.

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The wienermobile wasn't a foot long. It was a fifty-foot long. It was a wiener forged from aluminum, chrome and rendered animal parts. With a cockpit in the front for driver and co-pilot, this magnificent wiener on wheels could go from zero to 60 in five seconds flat. It could also heat up from zero to 500 in five minutes, cooking at a rate of six hundred wph [wieners per hour]. Needless to say, it was a thing of beauty.

The wienermobile company's name was World of Wieners.

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The World of Wieners captured this pretty well in their logo. Wieners were attired in various national and ethnic outfits, from kimonos to kilts. They circled around the globe, an international parade of sausages.