Leo

Leo was in a box for most of the trip

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Being an devoted agoraphobic, Leo would only leave his apartment if we carried him out in a 3 by 3 cardboard box, which he then refused to leave. For the remainder of the trip he remained inside said box. All we ever saw of him were his two beady little eyes peering out from a carrying slot on the side of the cardboard. What an enclosed-space loving freak!

Leo developed an impressive appetite for wieners

As far as eating went, Bobby would feed wieners into the slot and Leo would gobble them up. Entire links of sausages would disappear into the hole as Leo devoured them in a frenzy. He was an eating machine. It was like a belt of ammo being fed into a machine gun, only with wieners, not bullets. At first I was repulsed, but I eventually came to look forward to feeding time.

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There was a poster hanging on the Most Wanted billboard at the border. It had a bad picture of Leo with a list of his various malfeasances - hacking, hijacking a satellite, running an illegal gambling house, various fashion crimes. The list went on.

While we stopped at the border, the cops actually raided Leo's apartment.

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Back at the Trench, the cops raiding his deserted apartment were greeted by a Leopold Trench dummy (much like the real Leo only not alive). Leo had also rigged the mechanical arms of his chair to display a screen that said 'so long, pigs' and then give the cops the finger. It was a nice touch.